- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the power to be invisible when sleep.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to live.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

X ray vision on chairs

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

God tier Waste of Space

Pointless Super Powers