The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!