The power to be stupid

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to commit crime.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to go on this website

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to control urine

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!