The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!