- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The power to change your emotions at will.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

the power of becoming a ginger.

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to be wrong

The power to make a pointless superpower.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

A good Kisser

The power to breath at will.

The power to watch tv

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

Pointless Super Powers