The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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A good Kisser

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!