the power of words

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to seduce hats

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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the power to vote

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!