The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Grass eating

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Acid pee

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!