The power to understand math.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!