The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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Grass eating

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to fart mace

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!