The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!