The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to die

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!