the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power of micro penis.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!