The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to be blind

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!