The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to do nothing.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!