The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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wast your time on the computer

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!