The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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to make asians smart

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!