the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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See through invisible people

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The power to be born again

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The power to fall up.

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The power to die

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!