the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!