- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to buy free things.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to be yourself.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

the power to vote

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers