The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!