The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Third armpit.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!