The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!