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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.
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The power to fly, but only when on the ground
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The Power to Die instantly.
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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.
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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core
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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.
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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....
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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon
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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(
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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.
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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.
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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget
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the ability to turn coke into pepsi
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The power to see 2 min. into the past.
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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose
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The power to be 1% bullet proof.
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The power to have backround music in your life.
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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh
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The power to become invincible when you're dead
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the power to die if you think
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The power to smell poo...
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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier
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the power to turn into amy rose
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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!