The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to science.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!