The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to commit crime.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!