The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to die if you think

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the power to be wrong

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to control dodos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!