THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Third armpit.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to be raped.

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make youself dumb

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!