- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the ability to smell sounds

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

the power to not finish your

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to be a walrus

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to have a stroke at will.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to revive Hitler.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

Pointless Super Powers