The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!