The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!