You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power... to move you.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Stop clapping

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!