The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power of eating from ears.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!