Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!