The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to fall up.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to move something right next to you

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to be yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!