the ability to constantly have the fever

thumb_up thumb_down +96

32% Levitation.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to die when you die

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to get this. Do you get it?

thumb_up thumb_down +70

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to erase anything written in pencil

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to always know the exact time.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the ability to make something that docent exists

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to become a llama.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +147

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

thumb_up thumb_down +131

To be able to summon old people

thumb_up thumb_down +129

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!