Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to make cats burp.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!