The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!