the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to not finish your

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!