The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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the power to control urine

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!