- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to pee poop

The power to be a woman

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to create powers

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Liam Brudenell

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to put on socks with one hand

Power to not have any power.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

Power to make it rain sideways.

Pointless Super Powers