The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to die.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!