- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to bleed anally at will

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to drown on land.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

Pointless Super Powers