The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Lactokinesis

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!