- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to start time.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

Pointless Super Powers