The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!