- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power of a normal human

The power to be half invisible

The power to have a power

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The ability to teleport into a wall

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to kiss your own ass

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power of self mind control

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

Pointless Super Powers