The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the ability to type slower.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!