The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

the power to breath through your skin.

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to think salmon.

The power drown in water

the power to go on this website

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

the power to jerk off

The power to wake up and live through school....

to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

The power to be 1% bullet proof.

The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

The power to watch a pot boil.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

The power to breathe

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!