The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to breathe

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!