The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the powre to spel

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to die early.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!