The ability to like this post

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!