the power to herd cats

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!