The power to fall up.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to die.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!