The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to eat your poop

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of micro penis.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!