The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to beathe

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!