The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!