- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to like charlie

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to be stupid reading this.

Acid tears.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to have a power thats a power

Pointless Super Powers