- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to ejaculate

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

the power to any ugly person love you.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

the power to eat bread

The ability to change your weight

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

Pointless Super Powers