The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!