- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to not be color blind.

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to clap 14 times a second

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Acid pee

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to fart your way to the moon

Pointless Super Powers