The power to set money on fire

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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to spelle caretly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!