Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to suck your own dick

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the powre to spel

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!