The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!