- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

the power of being yourself

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to drown on land.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

Third armpit.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

Pointless Super Powers