The power to drown on land.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to beathe

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to jump face first

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!